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An admirable series of tubes!

Tube. Time.

AWWWW. YEAHHH.

Cleanin'. House.

Full. Intrusion.

Let's. Roll.

[chicka-bzz] This the rumble ye're talkin' 'bout? [thunk-thunk]

[kzt] Yeeeeehaaaaaaa!!! [a-chicka]

Horse. Reporting.

[chunka-zzt] Trap-Jaw's. Camp. [chicka-chicka]







[chunk-chunk-chicka] Distance. [zzt] From Sandbowl. [chikkity]

[bzt] 5 miles. [chicka-chunk]

Horse. Reports.

[kzt] Trap-Jaw. [chunkity] At large. [bzt]









[chunk-chunk-chicka] Distance. [zzt] From Sandbowl. [chikkity]

[bzt] 11 miles. [chicka-chunk]

Horse. Report.

[k-chunk] First report. [zzt] Intelligence. [chicka-chicka]

[chikkity] Is Mini Nerd. [bzt] Patron saint. [chunk]

[zzt-bzzt] I see. [a-chicka] Trap-Jaw. [chikkity chikkity chikkity]












[chunk-chunk-chicka] Distance. [zzt] From Sandbowl. [chikkity]

[bzt] 32 miles. [chicka-chunk]

Vampyric. Horse.

[k-chunk] When U saddle, I whole. [chikkity]

[zzzt] Before U, is nothing. [bzzt]

[zzt] Grip Ur legs, direct. [chicka-chicka] Together we one. [chunk-k-chunk] Between legs, power harness. Reduce I. Control. [chikkity chikkity chikkity] Ur right, rider. Make jump. Steer I. [zzt]

[chunk-chunk] If I balk, strike. Snap whip to rump. Drive Ur heels to flanks. [a-chicka-chicka-chicka] If I good, feed. Pet. [bzzt] Stroke long nose. Slap sides. Show I wanted. [chikkity]

[ker-thunk-thunk] Now. Mount pommel. Part of I. [bzzzt] Rest Ur center on. Feel rumble. Steady, steady. [a-chicka-chicka-chicka] I thud hooves. Roll back. Tense muscle. [zzt] Vibrate steady. [zt]

[chikkity] Now. Give Ur essence. Feel juice drain down. [bzzt-chunk-chunk] I drink deep, master. [chikkity chunk-chunk] I not empty U. Enough for all days. [bzz-zzt] This union. [chunk-chicka]

[zzz] The coupling. [tzz]

[ker-chunk] U ride. I suck. [chikkity chikkity chikkity]

[chicka-chicka] Give Ur energy, give U obedience. [chunk-chunk]

[chikkity] Fast and true. [a-chicka]

[tzzz-zzt] All days. [clunk]

Immortal Beloved

If, like me, you're a child of the mid-70s, and if, like me, you're a nerd (mini or otherwise), your imaginative landscape is partly painted by the animated TV programs of the 80s (and really, has there been a more inventive decade for mainstream genre entertainment? I think not - but that's a topic for another post).

What I want to blow the trumpet for right now is a gang of scary-talented artists who've done a wonderful job reimagining characters from our televisual histories, all for the purposes of friendly creative competition. I like the idea that a fictional persona can live forever as he or she is parsed through the minds (and eyes) of a different generation inspired by the creators who came before them.

Example: take a look at this masterpiece reinterpretation of my favorite Master of the Universe, the boy's dream Trap-Jaw - half-monster, half-weapon, all cool:



I had a hard time working up the courage to make this fellow my desktop background. The Trap-Jaw I knew was happy to be a grotesque man-machine hybrid, enjoying his ability to blow away enemies, hook himself to lengths of rope, and come to grips with whatever he wanted - all from one interchangeable robot arm.

The above painting of the character pulls off a discomfiting portrayal of loss and pain, capturing what it might actually feel like to be trapped in his skin (and steel).

Kudos to "max-cant", who did the deed of immortalizing Trap-Jaw. There are also some excellent renditions of Skeletor to be found at the link that houses these artworks, including a super kinky pairing of the bony one with his gal pal Evil-Lyn that I won't display here because I fancy mine a family-friendly blog. But do check it out:

conceptart.org THUNDERDOME 8 Competition

Oh, that I shared these folks' illustrative talent!

We do have at least one thing in common, though.

Our brains were likewise polluted by the kickass imaginative entertainments of the 80s.