Mini Nerd

31 July 2008

At War In Peace

2.

once there were cannons
great cylinders of steel
sounding near in my ears
and clouding all thought
with plumes of smoke and spent shot

orders barked over noise
direction from all directions
danger to every side
and my small self in the middle
every sense on the defense

now the sounds of cannonfire
are distant in my mind
always close but far enough
away in the night and damp cool
that i can see the land ahead
the rise and fall of the dirt
escape routes to every side
no one screaming in my ear
not least myself trapped and scared
and always ready to (be) hurt

no, the war is fought elsewhere
i remember more than hear it
staked my memorials over years
will not shed any more tears
over losses from false fears

most days it's quiet on the front

but make no mistake

i know how to fight this good fight
to win peace from ceaseless noise
the shouts and calls in your own voice
our own thoughts somehow the enemy

i never lost my instincts
or my resolve in the heat
of a battle that can be won
here and then, now and ever
just hear it all, listen to naught

there is a stillness
still inside you

and here is my best reassurance, soldier:

you are not alone
i've got you covered
there's the way out
let's go

it's over

25 July 2008

Several Semantemes

WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Stephen
4 LETTER WORD: said
BOY NAME: Sebastian
GIRL NAME: Sandy
OCCUPATION: sailor
A COLOUR: semi-opaque
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: sash
BEVERAGE: sangria
FOOD: spaghetti
SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: sink
PLACE: st petersburg
REASON FOR BEING LATE: sleep
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: suffering succotash!

Thanks to Zeri.

Your turn!

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24 July 2008

Best. Email. Ever.

"When I think about you I smile. I feel happy.

Thank you Stephen."

Nerd Appreciation II

Three more from xkcd, 'cause they're just THAT good:





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22 July 2008

Nerd Appreciation



Been a quiet day at work, so colleague Douglas and I have browsed this site in its entirety:

xkcd - A Webcomic of Romance, Sarcasm, Math and Language

Reg'lar readers of Mini Nerd (and friends of the particular nerd who writes this here site) will likely share the sense of humor leveraged by supreme math geek Randall Munroe at xkcd above. In fact, I often thought of my fellow dorks while reading Randall's sweet, brainy strips. So much so, I have some dedications!

This one's for Dave:



Here's something for Lisa and Teresa:



Doogie'll appreciate this:



For Clem and Lisa:



For Neil and Jenn:



For Santino:



For the Absent Canadian (Mike):



For Sandy:



And for Douglas, who sent me the link that started this day of laughing and clicking:

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20 July 2008

The Future Is NOW

Eff the iPhone. I want this thing:



1984 Wrist Computer

Thanks to Dave for the laugh!

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18 July 2008

The Search For Schlock

Top search terms finding Mini Nerd this week:

filthy tube
board brothers
miniature nerds
wheelchair person wear pointe shoes
carolyn reese dungeon
sand via blothos
witchery grubs for teething
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anonymous types e.row.dataitem
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give virtual nerds makeovers
mininerd.com
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make own mini bike
domain house of the week drew thompson
she got my mind gone raw reese
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im not gonna write you a love song steve reese
give me some more of the warm little beasts, i'm so fond off
metal deer head, metal stag head
tacklak basher
tukx tube
red tube filth
no motorvation
i was fired twice
barney comic but you said you'd always love me
stephen reese water
blothos device

An effective series of tubes!

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Someone For Everyone

I'm often wrong. Sometimes it's a happy thing.

As in: "I knew I'd enter into a relationship this year, but I was wrong about the species of my co-conspirator."

Wrong!

Cinder's not the only lady in my life now.

The other girl's Italian, not Russian. She knows a lot of -isms, runs in the Boston Marathon next year, loves dancing and cooking, and is as crazy about health and fitness as I am.

Ergo: I'm crazy about her.

But Cinder found a lady too! Now she spends her evenings kissing and tussling with the equally cute Manju, a Hindu kitty with zebra stripes and giant anime eyes!

Yet another new pairing made all the above possible: that of myself and my good friend Rudy, who's hanging at the Outpost with me while he loads up on freelance design work and considers apartments in Hamilton. He cooks, cleans and is great company. There's frequent chess and non-stop Black Keys. One day soon I will force him to play guitar for an electronic track of mine that wants to be a blues song.

It went like this: we quit our jobs together and somehow began a new era. And so it happens that in the first half of 2008, I've managed to cobble together a little family of lovely people and animals for myself. Whaddayaknow!

COMMENCE LOLCATZ:


Im in ur chair
Warmin ur pilloz



Whoze in ur chair?



Fine, im in ur sink



Wearin ur ushanka



Im on ur balconi
Stealin ur sun



Im on ur cloze
Posin lik model



Im still ur cat

Rite?

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14 July 2008

Interdependence Project

1.

okay - good night

your one eye closed
your other open
you are not sleeping
yet

wake me if you get horny

my self not closed
myself now open
am i not dreaming
still?

good morning (again)