Blorthos Resolves

I am Blorthos Malamakk. You are not. So, I tell you how fix.

Your life bad? No concern. Interworld scroll-reader, time for make resolvings in fresh year. Blorthos suggest many, do some. If fail, prepare for dying.

1) Sometime, let enemy live.
Not always necessary rip bowel and brain from attacking opponent. Maybe remove jaw, cripple one leg not two. Even break part of paw, remove biggest claw not other. All better than total end. Beast have chance think on poor choice, embark new livings. World improve? Wait, see.

2) Not keep every loot.
Stupid think backpack have not bottom. When item obvious not fit, like small Terrible Cauldron, pass magical lady, say what is? or even keep, wench. Make magics in useless bucket, give strength Blorthos. Or name you, not Blorthos. Scroll-reader probably weaker anyway.

2) Practice new skill.
Blorthos know. Make musical sound with mouth, say many word in tavern, strum Taugrim-gut device produce melody noises much tiresome, yes. But. If look at different, maybe bard not deserve swift kill. Instead let teach dumb tool of harmonizings, try self. Could help eat, drink no gold lost.

3) Let deer graze peaceful.
Many year pass Blorthos kill each deer seen on forest land. Four-leg stand still seem say, come all, thrust sharp pike in fur, great depth achieved, red fountain spray out other side. Ahhh. Yes, though. Deer only want grass in belly, not effective weapon throw well and hard. Consider slowly.

4) Wear good hat.
No item begin fresh year better than careful choosing proper head vessel. Blorthos now recommend comfort instead frequent impalement option. Antler-stylings for year last, much past. Farblachht agree. All should put soft Vulk-hide foldings on top horn, skull ridgings. Could add feather. Look!




Hope stay alive for year again,