Thou Shalt Kick Ass

Look: one intention of the Bible, if I have it right, is to evolve a peaceful, pious, selfless and self-sacrificing civilization of Meek folk to inherit the Earth.

That said, the ratio of ass-kicking to cheek-turning in the Good Book is rather high.

The irreverent folks at Adult Swim recognize this truth, and now blare it from on high. I give you their blasphemous creation, and simultaneously ask forgiveness:

BIBLE FIGHT

My only complaint so far: you don't get to beat the crap outta Judas. Maybe he's a secret character to be unlocked at a later stage. And I'm already hoping for sequels where you get to clobber important figures from other faiths!

Go in peace, geek brethren. (And apologies to any of my Christian friends who may find this offensive. I'm actually really curious to see what Gordon thinks...)